Post by Nachowizard on May 25, 2013 23:24:00 GMT 2
So Part 1 of the great story has been finished; I corrected spelling and grammar to make it sound a bit better, but here it is:
Once upon a time Smeagol went fishing with his friend.
While fishing he found his TREAAASURE the cute ring.
He killed his friend and ran away, then
He put the ring on and went invisible.
Then he laughed and went into the Misty Mountains.
There he met gandalf the grey who was sitting on a rock;
Gandalf laughed at him because he was so ugly!
Smeagol stole gandalfs hat and put it on.
The hat gave Smeagol magical powers,
And he cheated himself a machine gun!
Smeagol went back to the shire
And killed everyone in region; no-one survived.
Smeagol ran out of ammo and there was NO WAY he could get some EVEN BY CHEATING so he threw the gun away and ran to Helms deep.
At Helms Deep he met Eowyn;
She STOLE the ring from smeagol and ran to the front lines where the battle was starting.
Eowyn noticed that she wasn't crazy because the ring wanted her to steal it so she ran back and gave it to Aragorn who kissed her for doing that <3
Aragorn suddenly forgot about Arwen and married Eowyn instead.
Arwen was angry so she led the elves to helms deep;
The elves just laughed at her as she told them what happened and they started dancing the Harlem Shake!
Then gandalf came back, furious that his TS3 was shite and didnt work, and killed all the elves who got Their server running in only a few minutes.
Gandalf then traveled to Minas Tirith there he met Denethor;
Suddenly all the lights and appliances went off and Denethor said "you have no power here”.
But then Gandalf used all his available power and made up his own MINAS DISCO with his pocket Disco light which no one was able to stop because it was so bright and powerful that even Saruman could see it at the top of Orthanc!
The minas disco went on for many days as no one had the heart to tell Gandalf he sucked at dancing.
After a while Elrond came to visit all his old friends and finally Gandalf found someone who could teach him how to dance!
While everyone was dancing Sauron took the opportunity to attack the city;
But even Sauron could not resist the disco!
So, he sent an assassin to kill Elrond, and although the assassins failed to kill Elrond the disco had to be stopped, and Elrond was escorted back to Rivendell.
Sauron was happy because he thought Elrond was dead and played his victory song on his iPod to the whole world.
Then he had to update itunes, which caused mount doom to violently explode.
After this explosion the whole army of Sauron was destroyed and it was easy for Frodo and Sam to get without any trouble to Mount doom.
Near the entrance to Mount Doom, Smeagol appeared and stated fighting with Frodo and Sam. Unfortunately for the hobbits Smeagol had been taking anabolic steroids!
Smeagol was so strong that he punched Frodo and Sam-wise all the way to The Mines of Moria;
There they met the Balrog because Gandalf didn't kill him even though he thought he did!
The Balrog was a very lonely creature and was very sad, so the hobbits became friends with the Balrog;
they went back to Helm's deep with the Balrog to help stop the second attack from Sauron.
Gimli liked the "new" friendly Balrog so much that he asked Aragorn if he could keep it as pet!
Aragorn could not resist Gimlis puppy eyes and allowed him to keep it.
Legolas wasn't happy about that because he always had to take the Balrog out for a walk.
But one day the Balrog ran away, Gimli got really sad and he thought that Legolas had killed him!
Legolas was shocked that Gimli thought he could ever do that!
They both ran after the balrog to try and re-capture him, but
They couldn't capture him before entering the Mines of Moria.
They thought it would be stupid to walk in to Moria, so they let him go, and three friends returned to Helms Deep
Meanwhile, Frodo was being forced to sit his exams;
He failed but there was a big party though!
After the big party, and with their minds and body refreshed, the fellowship set out as one to put an end to Sauron.
On their way to Mordor they had a seat at "Smeagol's fish bar" to relax a bit before killing Sauron;
unfortunately smeagol's idea of a well-done fish was actually quite raw.
Having all gotten food poisoning, the fellowship decided to put off killing Sauron for a few months.
TO BE CONTINUED.
While fishing he found his TREAAASURE the cute ring.
He killed his friend and ran away, then
He put the ring on and went invisible.
Then he laughed and went into the Misty Mountains.
There he met gandalf the grey who was sitting on a rock;
Gandalf laughed at him because he was so ugly!
Smeagol stole gandalfs hat and put it on.
The hat gave Smeagol magical powers,
And he cheated himself a machine gun!
Smeagol went back to the shire
And killed everyone in region; no-one survived.
Smeagol ran out of ammo and there was NO WAY he could get some EVEN BY CHEATING so he threw the gun away and ran to Helms deep.
At Helms Deep he met Eowyn;
She STOLE the ring from smeagol and ran to the front lines where the battle was starting.
Eowyn noticed that she wasn't crazy because the ring wanted her to steal it so she ran back and gave it to Aragorn who kissed her for doing that <3
Aragorn suddenly forgot about Arwen and married Eowyn instead.
Arwen was angry so she led the elves to helms deep;
The elves just laughed at her as she told them what happened and they started dancing the Harlem Shake!
Then gandalf came back, furious that his TS3 was shite and didnt work, and killed all the elves who got Their server running in only a few minutes.
Gandalf then traveled to Minas Tirith there he met Denethor;
Suddenly all the lights and appliances went off and Denethor said "you have no power here”.
But then Gandalf used all his available power and made up his own MINAS DISCO with his pocket Disco light which no one was able to stop because it was so bright and powerful that even Saruman could see it at the top of Orthanc!
The minas disco went on for many days as no one had the heart to tell Gandalf he sucked at dancing.
After a while Elrond came to visit all his old friends and finally Gandalf found someone who could teach him how to dance!
While everyone was dancing Sauron took the opportunity to attack the city;
But even Sauron could not resist the disco!
So, he sent an assassin to kill Elrond, and although the assassins failed to kill Elrond the disco had to be stopped, and Elrond was escorted back to Rivendell.
Sauron was happy because he thought Elrond was dead and played his victory song on his iPod to the whole world.
Then he had to update itunes, which caused mount doom to violently explode.
After this explosion the whole army of Sauron was destroyed and it was easy for Frodo and Sam to get without any trouble to Mount doom.
Near the entrance to Mount Doom, Smeagol appeared and stated fighting with Frodo and Sam. Unfortunately for the hobbits Smeagol had been taking anabolic steroids!
Smeagol was so strong that he punched Frodo and Sam-wise all the way to The Mines of Moria;
There they met the Balrog because Gandalf didn't kill him even though he thought he did!
The Balrog was a very lonely creature and was very sad, so the hobbits became friends with the Balrog;
they went back to Helm's deep with the Balrog to help stop the second attack from Sauron.
Gimli liked the "new" friendly Balrog so much that he asked Aragorn if he could keep it as pet!
Aragorn could not resist Gimlis puppy eyes and allowed him to keep it.
Legolas wasn't happy about that because he always had to take the Balrog out for a walk.
But one day the Balrog ran away, Gimli got really sad and he thought that Legolas had killed him!
Legolas was shocked that Gimli thought he could ever do that!
They both ran after the balrog to try and re-capture him, but
They couldn't capture him before entering the Mines of Moria.
They thought it would be stupid to walk in to Moria, so they let him go, and three friends returned to Helms Deep
Meanwhile, Frodo was being forced to sit his exams;
He failed but there was a big party though!
After the big party, and with their minds and body refreshed, the fellowship set out as one to put an end to Sauron.
On their way to Mordor they had a seat at "Smeagol's fish bar" to relax a bit before killing Sauron;
unfortunately smeagol's idea of a well-done fish was actually quite raw.
Having all gotten food poisoning, the fellowship decided to put off killing Sauron for a few months.
TO BE CONTINUED.
